— THE MANIFESTO —
We came for the ice. We stayed for the beer.
Cheapasaurus is a men's league hockey team built on three principles: show up, lace up, and absolutely do not pick up the tab. Our skating is questionable. Our chirps are world-class. And our locker room smells exactly like you'd expect.
If you came looking for a roster, a record, or a real schedule — wrong site. If you came for a logo of a tiny-armed dinosaur dodging a bar bill, you're home. Welcome to the saurus.
— we'll Venmo you. promise.
— THE RULES —
House code, in writing.
- Show up. Lace up. Shut up about the bill.
- If you scored, the next round's still not on you.
- Mismatched gear is a feature. Matching socks are a flex.
- Chirps land harder than slap shots. Bring both.
- Lose graciously. Win quietly. Drink loudly.
- "I'll Venmo you" counts as payment. Always.
— THE VAULT —
Crests, looks, and league-night chaos.
— FIND US —
At the rink. Or, more likely, the bar after.
Game nights are whenever the league tells us. Look for the cream-and-navy sweaters and the bench that's somehow always laughing.
RINK
TBD
PUCK DROP
Whenever they let us
DRESS CODE
Mismatched & proud
great game. still not paying.